An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the  casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand  dolars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you  don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new  clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down  and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of  the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and  quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were  watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are  drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.