Quotes About Sex by Famous People

"When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray" -- Madonna

Famous People Sex Quotes

"Girls Gone Wild" : WWII Edition

That's Joseph R. Francis's Grandfather (Far Right) LOL!

Girls Gone WIl WWII Edition

"I See Dumb People..."

"I see dumb people... They're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don't even know that they are dumb."

I see dumb people!

This isnt funny...

But she is so Damn HOT, I had to post it!

SO Damn Hot!

OMG!

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like mine?!?!

OMG!

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.  "I'm a professional.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said the man, as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. 
 
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the man replied.

The Nurse ran out of the room!



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