Showing posts with label bbq. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bbq. Show all posts
Scott and his wife were working in their garden one day when Scott looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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In anticipation of one of the worst Hurricane season on record, stores are helping get everyone prepared.
This is not a joke. You can get a free BBQ grill. The grill is large enough to prepare an entire meal at one time.
It is chrome plated and will not rust. The retail value of this grill is about $250 - $300 dollars.
Pick yours up today from any of the following stores:
Publix
Winn-Dixie
K-Mart
Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart
Costco
Albertsons
BJ's Wholesale
Food Lion
Piggly Wiggly
Target
Albertsons
BJ's Wholesale
Food Lion
Piggly Wiggly
Target
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Just see below for details! Hurry supplies are limited!
