Quotes About Sex by Famous People

"When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray" -- Madonna

Famous People Sex Quotes

"Girls Gone Wild" : WWII Edition

That's Joseph R. Francis's Grandfather (Far Right) LOL!

Girls Gone WIl WWII Edition

"I See Dumb People..."

"I see dumb people... They're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don't even know that they are dumb."

I see dumb people!

This isnt funny...

But she is so Damn HOT, I had to post it!

SO Damn Hot!

OMG!

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like mine?!?!

OMG!
Showing posts with label Small Penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Small Penis. Show all posts

What an idiot!

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We didn’t know where to start with this moron, but let’s do it...

First of all, what the hell was he thinking taking a picture naked or walking around naked with such a small penis, big stomach and ugly face? What a moron!

Secondly, what is this douchebag thinking drinking beer when he looks like that? Again... Moron Alert!!

Lastly, what a nightmare it is to be like this guy, he’s got NO penis at all — not an Asian small penis, but NO PENIS at all — I’m guessing if there was an accomplishment for smallest penis in world: he would get it.


National Small Penis Champion Mug for Coffee / Hot Beverage 11 oz. BLACK
National Small Penis Champion Mousepad
Small Penis Alert #2
National Small Penis Champion Adult USA Flag Racing Flame Hat / Cap

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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

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"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.  "I'm a professional.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said the man, as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. 
 
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the man replied.

The Nurse ran out of the room!



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