Three Ditsy Girls walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.

The first ditz says: "I think they're deer tracks."

The second ditz says: "No, I think they're bear tracks."

The third ditz says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!"

Then they get hit by a train.

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

After a series of questions that the blonde failed, the sheriff asked in desperation one final question:

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted:

"I don't know!"

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to a restaurant where some friends were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde couldn't be happier.

"It's my first day on the job, and it went great."

"I'm already working on a murder case!"